Sunday, September 21, 2008

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Simon

Dear Jackie and Bruce,

Your daughter is sooooooo lame. Traveling with her is the pits (as the man in the Holiday Inn elevator likes to say). Her sinuses are sooooo clogged it really sicks me out.

Why you tease me?

In conclusion, Iowa is flat and corny and we're going to the Field of Dreams. Maybe Becca will fall at 3rd base and I will laugh.

Really, Chicago was a zippy stopover filled with breakfast and some buddies. The trip to Iowa took way too long because we kept getting food. We want to go swimming.

<3, Lynn

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